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allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

atmidnightcc:

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atmidnightcc:

Want to play #IfICouldTimeTravel on Tumblr? Click the “click here to play a game” button on the right of our page and send us an image you made showing how you’d kick it in the time stream! Or play on Twitter here! Whatevs!

choriflaiweb:

breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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steinbecks:

he’s kinda dumb did he understand my sexy text, Korra wonders

what did she mean “i hope you’re ready to eat” we had dinner together, Mako thinks

lokgifsandmusings:

Oh Bolin…

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE