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idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Ming Hua? Is that u?

Ming Hua? Is that u?

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Actually, my freshman year of college, several people in my hall were in chemistry and they all had to use this site called ALEKS (read “alex”). It was a pretty terrible system and super nit-picky and it was a large chunk of their grade. From time to time you could hear people cursing at it all the way down the hall.

"Ugh, I hate ALEKS."

"FUCK YOU ALEKS!"

"Ugh, I still have to do ALEKS."

Our RA came to dinner with us one night toward the end of the semester and finally heard that ALEKS was a chemistry homework site. Apparently, she thought it was one single guy named Alex that we were all having problems/sleeping with.

narc1ssistic-asshole:

swan2swan:

glennoconnell:

Elsa no

The crossover no one anticipated

thegorgonist:

Steampunk Dinosaur ROUND-UP!

Here’s a crazy grid of the nine punny steampunk dinosaurs in my series so far, plus bigger versions of the three newest—compassgnathus, alicesaurus, and parasololophous!

You can buy all of them on my etsy in various sizes and collections, this link should help you out.

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

cryingmanlytears:

I’ve been trying to catch a chipmunk in my room for like 2 days. Time to get old school on it’s…